Monday, July 14, 2008

ATTN: Faux Hipsters/Indie Kids from Springfield

i heard MIA on a trailer for a hollywood movie. one of those action/comedy movies where people run around shooting at each other while quipping not-so-witty comments like boondock saints. you know, the kind of movie bros plaster posters all over their walls with.

since you are all failures for still playing her at parties a year too late. stop. go back to listening to shitty "alt. rock" bands so i don't have to watch you appropriate (read: water down) the subcultures i'm a part of while you pretend you're in the fucking sixties

fuck fake garage rock
fuck yr mopey twee bullshit you have the audacity to call folk music.

and for the love of god stop hating on skinny jeans since me and my friends actually pull it off well.

ps. except for paris, the sixties were a waste of time.

2 comments:

A. said...

DUDE TOTALLY. everyone knows santogold is this summer's MIA and while maya has her merits Paper Planes is so last summer however i did download the Homeland Security Remixes and that shit is dope as fuck

chris said...

i'm really glad you chose to reply to me in that manner. we know what's up.